Thanksgiving Ugggh!

Well I went and did it, had Thanksgiving dinner with a bunch of friends. Boy did I eat to much, everyone there brought their specialty and being an extremely polite individual, I did not want to say no to anyone. You know if you snub one person everyone hears about it, so, I had a helping of each, about sixteen different items. I then sat down and began to eat and eat and eat, all of the cooks waiting for an approving nod as I dug into their particular specialty. After what seemed like an eternity, I finally cleaned my plate, just in time to hear,"who wants dessert?" Sixteen more offerings!!! The things we do to network, and I didn't even get one decent lead.